THE EASTMOOR PROJECT
What is The Eastmoor Project?
The Eastmoor Project was a web show that was originally uploaded to Youtube from late Spring 2008 to Fall 2012. The show ran 42 episodes and revolves around two main characters who live in the fictional town of Eastmoor, Texas. These characters are Johnny Darkness, a misanthropic metalhead who seems to hate everything except himself and his band, and Booger J. Johnson, a self proclaimed redneck who frequently gets into numerous predicaments because of his naivety. Numerous other recurring characters have agency in the show as well, mostly in the form of obscure celebrity parodies or quirky supporting characters.
Due to issues with some of the content and copyright issues I removed the show from YouTube around 2015 and was reluctant to reupload it, but after much consideration I have decided to reedit the three seasons into three films to address the aforementioned issues. These new edits change the original episode ideas to a degree, but I have tried to mostly stay true to the original story. I have also added a lot of new footage and scenes, but unfortunately, some of the original audio and video elements were damaged or lost, resulting it some odd work arounds and glitches.
This series of videos was filmed in the years 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2017. These videos were edited and reuploaded in 2024.
FAQ
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SEASON ONE - - - - - - - - - -
1 The Phantom Hick May 14, 2008
2 Johnny Darkness Got His Bazooka May 16, 2008
3 How to put Doom 3 on PSP May 16, 2008
4 The Wrath Of Johnny Pt 1 May 23, 2008
5 The Wrath Of Johnny Pt 2 June 04, 2008
6 Talk Stupid To Me June 25, 2008
7 Can You Spare A TV? July 07, 2008
8 Go That Far July 15, 2008
9 Back In HD? Nope, Booger Lied Pt 1 September 21, 2008
10 Back In HD? Nope, Booger Lied Pt 2 September 29, 2008
11 Friday The 31st October 26, 2008
12 Booger's Quest For The Emo/Emu November 22, 2008
13 Red Christmas Pt 1 December 22, 2008
14 Red Christmas Pt 2 December 23, 2008
SEASON TWO - - - - - - - - - -
15 You'll Be Here 'Til You Die Pt 1 Febuary 5, 2009
16 You'll Be Here 'Til You Die Pt 2 February 16, 2009
17 Johnny's War Pt 1 March 06, 2009
18 Johnny's War Pt 2 March 10,2009
19 Johnny's War Pt 3 March 22, 2009
20 Johnny's War Pt 4 April 06, 2009
21 Johnny's War Pt 5 June 01, 2009
22 The Book Of Eastmoor (Spread The Word) June 28, 2009
23 Booger's Insanity August 30, 2009
24 Lords of Eastmoor October 29, 2009
25 That Ain't Christmasy Pt 1 November 30, 2009
26 That Ain't Christmasy Pt 2 December 21, 2009
27 An Eastmoor Christmas December 24, 2009
28 $0.99 Special December 30, 2009
SEASON THREE - - - - - - - - - -
29 The Morgue the Merrier April 11, 2010
30 The Horrors of Mainstream April 18, 2010
31 The Eastmoor Files Pt1 July 14, 2010
32 The Eastmoor Files Pt2 August 21, 2010
33 The Kung Fu Hick Pt1 May 1, 2011
34 The Kung Fu Hick Pt2 July 2, 2011
35 Halloween III Pt1 October 10, 2011
36 Halloween III Pt2 October 20, 2011
37 Halloween III Pt 3 October 30, 2011
38 Take Your Life Tuesday/Nikolai Returns December 17, 2011
39 Some Kind of Sock Puppet Pt 1 November 6, 2012
40 Some Kind of Sock Puppet Pt 2 November 6, 2012
41 Some Kind of Sock Puppet Pt 3 November 6, 2012
42 Some Kind of Sock Puppet Pt 4 November 6, 2012
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The original episodes were riddled with questionable and unauthorized copyrighted material. The original episodes also featured some jokes that just weren't even remotely amusing.
To comply with copyright, I removed the original videos.
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Unfortunately in November 2012 after completion of the third and final season of The Eastmoor Project Brett Cromwell died in November of 2012, followed by Anita Cromwell, who died in February 2017.
Brett contributed a considerable amount to the Eastmoor character roster and wrote quite a few jokes and scenes for the show as well as operated the camera. Anita Cromwell was also instrumental in assisting with props, makeup, providing additional voices, and some writing as well.
In addition to these deaths, I left Texas a few years back and due to excessive malicious human interference in my current location I can't see it happening any time soon.
The Eastmoor Project: Part I
Rockstar Johnny Darkness and local redneck Booger J. Johnson get into a series of bizarre antics in the town of Eastmoor, Texas.
Filmed primarily in 2008 (with the exception of an excerpt from 2013), The Eastmoor Project Part 1 is the first season of the original webshow remastered and reedited into a short film.
This movie mostly follows the original storyline of the first season with a few alterations.
Directed, edited, produced and created by Alexander Cromwell.
Filmed by Alexander Rogers Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen.
Actors: Alexander Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Jason Mills, Dan Conley, Justin Mills, S. Lewis, Anita Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen.
Shot in and around Marshall, Texas and Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Music by Alexander Cromwell
Released July 4, 2024
Running time: 26 minutes, 11 seconds.
(C) 2024 Alexander Cromwell / Alexander Rogers Cromwell
The Eastmoor Project: Part II
Things get really crazy in this one! There’s a much larger cast and better filming locations as well as better image quality! (Though the glitches persist due to some video files being corrupted.)
Filmed primarily in 2009 (with one scene from 2010), The Eastmoor Project Part 2 is the second season of the original webshow remastered and reedited into a film.
This movie mostly follows the original storyline of the first season with a few alterations.
Directed, edited, produced and created by Alexander Rogers Cromwell
Co-directed and additional writing by Brett K. Cromwell.
Additional writing and hair/makeup by Anita Cromwell.
Filmed by Alexander Cromwell, Anita Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen.
Actors: Alexander Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Anita Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen, Greg Gilyard, Joe Deadhorse, Kung Fu Legend Shawn Phillips, Daryl Adams, Mr. Meredith, Mr. Fort, Mr. Shaw, Jason Laufenberg, Robert Hayes, Corey, Josh Turner, Andrew Smith, Krista, Jesus Gonzales, Antonio, Mr. Ripto, Mr. Edwards, Darren W, Kelvin M, OB, Tim S, Lil J, Susan Skinner, Doc Wilkes House of Horrors, Brad, Justin, Wednesday, Raven, PJ, Giggles, Odie, Pistol Pete, and Chainsmokin’ Dave.
Shot in and around Marshall, Texas, Shreveport, Louisiana, Longview, Texas, Raton, New Mexico (2010 sequence).
Music by Alexander Cromwell
Released August 8, 2024.
Running time: 1 Hour 19 minutes, 57 seconds.
(C) 2024 Alexander Cromwell / Alexander Rogers Cromwell
The Eastmoor Project: Part III
The finale to The Eastmoor Project! Filmed from 2010 to 2012 (with an excerpt from 2017), The Eastmoor Project Part 3 is the third season of the original webshow remastered and reedited into a short film.
This movie mostly follows the original storyline of the third season with a few alterations.
Directed, edited, produced and created by Alexander Rogers Cromwell.
Additional writing by Brett K. Cromwell and Anita Cromwell.
Hair/makeup by Anita Cromwell.
Filmed by Alexander Cromwell, Anita Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen.
Actors: Alexander Cromwell, Brett Cromwell, Caitlin Hansen, Anita Cromwell, Doc Wilkes House of Horrors, Jorgen, Jason Sanders, Karen Sage, Bandstand Music, Shrimp Ridgeway, Robert Hayes, Val Nail, Rich Richardson.
Shot in and around Marshall, Texas, Longview, Texas, Carthage, Texas, Scottsville, Texas, Cotopaxi, Colorado, Green Sand Dunes National Park, Colorado.
Music by Alexander Cromwell
Released September 3, 2024.
Running time: 1 Hour 22 minutes, 56 seconds.
(C) 2024 Alexander Cromwell / Alexander Rogers Cromwell
Johnny Darkness
Johnny and a Gorilla (Robert Hayes)
Booger J. Johnson
McKenzie DaKlown (Brett K. Cromwell)
Booger and a space alien smoking a joint.
Anita Cromwell photographs Joe Deadhorse as Zob Rombie in 2009.
Alex as an alien.
Greg Gilyard as the only good pilgrim in 2009.
Johnny Darkness in front of a bluescreen.
McKenzie Da Klown again.
Johnny Darkness poses with a judge. (Jason Laufenberg)
Brett Cromwell as Bert in 2009.
Joe Deadhorse (Shawn Phillips) as Zob Rombie.
Alex (Eastmoor Project character).
Caitlin Hansen (Alex's sister) on the set of The Eastmoor Project in 2010.
Halloween Freak Festival 2011. (Doc Wilkes House of Horrors)
Anita Cromwell on the set of The Eastmoor Project.
Alex in the third Halloween episode in 2011.
Brett K. Cromwell was McKenzie DaKlown.
Alex as Pit-Dog.
Alex in an unrelated picture that has little to do with The Eastmoor Project. lol
Booger on the set of season 1, episode 7 in 2008.
Dave Mistake from Megameth.
Alex as King Die Mann.
Bret Mitchells, Baby!
Johnny Darkness in 2009.
Music From The Eastmoor Project
A variety of tracks that were created for the 2024 re-edits of The Eastmoor Project.
Released October 4, 2024
Personnel: Alexander Cromwell (All production, writing, artwork, instrumentation, arrangement, sample manipulation, vocals, and editing.)
(C) 2024 Alexander Cromwell / Alexander Rogers Cromwell / A. R. Cromwell
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